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A minister told his congregation Next week from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

Two bishops were discussing the decline in from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"

Q Where is the first tennis match from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q How do we know that Job from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

Q Which area of Palestine was especially from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q Which servant of Jehovah was the from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.

Q What is the best way to from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.

Q What do they call pastors in from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.

Q Why was Goliath so surprised when from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Q Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q What excuse did Adam give to from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q What is one of the first from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.

Q How did Adam and Eve feel from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.

Q Where is the first baseball game from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Q Who was the greatest comedian in from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q What kind of motor vehicles are from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

Q What kind of motor vehicles are from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q What kind of motor vehicles are from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q What kind of motor vehicles are from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

Q What kind of man was Boaz from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.